There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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