I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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