what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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