So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Randomize
