Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He better not be in your backpack
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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