i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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