why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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