I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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