i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
