My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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