Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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