Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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