It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
How does one acquire holy water?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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