we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
