I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Randomize
