Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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