Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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