Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
