It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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