No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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