We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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