Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
