Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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