We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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