i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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