After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Randomize
