pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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