The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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