just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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