Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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