yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
this hospital has no fireball
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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