what if I'm pregnant?
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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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