I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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