Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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