For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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