very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
you win again, gameday.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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