you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Damn victory sex feels great
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