yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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