How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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