Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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