i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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