also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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