guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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