Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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