party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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