Christians are straight up FREAKS
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
