Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
