cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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