***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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