She's JV to your varsity
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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