Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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